If any­one suf­fered through my pre­vi­ous post (if you haven’t read it — don’t), you know that I lost a lap­top. This may be as shock­ing to you as it was to me: no one has found it. DFW and United both said they will call me back if it turns up. I’ll be hold­ing my breath.

I think I’m bet­ter off not bor­row­ing lap­tops in the future.